Obnoxious noise

I was told today, by Mama, that Buddy only does this sucking and chewing when I am here. Aren't I lucky? 

I am sure this means I give some anxiety to him.

Where is my video? Can I not post from my phone?

Rant for the day

Alright I've watched so much tv today. We only have a few channels so the variety isn't huge but it has enough crap on it for sure.

So far on Ricki Lake, who knew she was still on? Well she is...today with her favorite psychic man. I tell ya that crap is ridiculous. Did you lose a grandfather? Did someone use a cane? No shit. Someone forty years old yes has lost a grandfather and duh they were old someone used a cane. Pure dumb.

Now I am on to Dr. Oz. mainly because he has on the Long Island medium and I've never seen her, except for the time Kelly Ripa acted like her. :)

Dr. Oz is such crap too even without Teresa. 

Since I'm on a rant. Doctors suck too. I went today, feeling better but still bad. They did nothing. First they made me wait 25 hours to get my appointment. Then didn't even look in my ears, nose nothing. Looks like stomach bug ran its course, keep taking muscinex. No joke? Tell me something I don't know.

Love love love Kelly and Michael

Those of you that don't know, I want to came back as Kelly Ripa in my next life. I adore the show and think it's hilarious. My very fav is the Halloween episode when they dressed as all different people. It was great. Anyway, I am home sick again today but I feel much better than yesterday so I can actually do something other than sleep...yay tv. 

Funny stuff from today: 

Michael says you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari which is why he doesn't have tattoos! Lol

I'm gonna put all my favorite parts here so I don't repeat them to all my friends and tell Will the jokes multiple times. Although so far I've texted Jaimie twice...about the show.

Kelly just said when did I become Regis? 

Hahaha. Everyone loves Michael. Love it.

The great gatsby comes out this weekend? Anyone going to see it? I hope to, Will :D

Alright heading out to go to the doctor. 

This must be the dumbest post ever, oh well still gonna hit publish!

Star Struck Sometime in April

My mama said, "act cool, don't be star struck."

I didn't have a clue just how star struck I would be...so much my battery died from all the photos, I went to the car to charge it, and I came back. Ridic.

Here is the back story. My friend Ashley is a party planner. She asked me if I'd like to help her one night. My immediate thought, sure (thinking for free)...then she she'd pay me what? Then she said it's a Sweet 16 birthday party and Edwin McCain and Darius Rucker are playing. WHAT?

The party was at Rein and Shine, a therapeutic horse farm. Very cool in itself. Here is a snippet from the website:
Rein & Shine program serves people with Autism, Downs Syndrome, MS, and more. For individuals with special needs, equine therapy has many physical benefits including improved muscle tone, balance, posture, coordination, and motor development. The students benefit emotionally from the program through increased confidence, and the joy and freedom associated with riding and bonding with the horses.

I was in charge of setting up the photo booth with these huge cut outs, the candy table, and keeping the candy and cupcakes stocked during the party. I was not in charge of drinking, taking pictures, oogling over Darius...all things which I did :) Oh and I wasn't told I would fight that hog off the candy table...the picture of her does no justice. She was big, and enjoying some salt water taffy. I had to body check her, it was so awkward!

Here comes Darius' bus...this is when I realized quickly I was star struck, and it was just a bus!

The birthday girl requested toys for children at MUSC in lieu of gifts for herself.

Eekk. He is right there.

Eekk, again. There is his wife. Gosh I'm a stalker.

Dragon Boat of Charleston

Today was amazing.

I can't say I looked forward to it. Those two practices were really hard last week.Then when I stepped outside it was sprinkling...I thought what in the world am I doing? But once I saw the party, it all came together.

Here are photos from the day!

Here is our AH tent. We had three boats: Seniors, Underclassmen, and Faculty.

Those three things beside each other were the docks where each boat began.

This is what a boat should look like...

See that white thing, that is what a boat shouldn't look like...it's upside down!

The first heat we competed against each other...us old folks got last place.

On the firefighter application it must say something like:
check here if you are hot, if you aren't leave the interview
So they walked by....and I followed them :)

Second heat! YAY we beat someone! 2nd place.

This event was huge. There were about 1800 paddlers! It was very well organized,and parking was a breeze.

Some of my teammates!

Finally the students left and I felt like a college student bumming beer from the Vikings and ViQueens!

I don't know this team's name...but there were some men in skirts and clearly that must be my new thing once you see all these pictures!

 Vikings...

Firemen...again :)

Food Related

Do you know the high low game that Will and I play at night? Well I recommend it. You both share your high and low of the day.

Low (Friday night)
Kaminsky's no longer serves my favorite dessert, mousse! So I ordered this on our reminiscing date. --Wild Wings first :)

High (Saturday morning)
Chick-Fil-A will serve you just nuggets for breakfast without those sweet roll things! Heaven! Lunch for breakfast. This makes me happy.

Did you learn to deal with grief?

Loaded question as the therapist writes notes so quickly.

Really short answer no.

Short answer when things didn't go well as a child I was taken on a trip or I was given a present.

Then she said tell me about your siblings?
Um....yea, only child.

The writing continues...

Were you taught how to deal with grief?


Side story: I have has the hardest time trying to get my hair cut...so I just showed up at cheaps r us. There is a 80ish aged lady here. She is making such a fuss. I want to video her.

Shit talking about southerns and people from India since those types are currently in here.

Telling a child about using condoms and not having babies out of wedlock. This kid was about 9. Omg. Then her shirt is wet and she is trying to take it off and has it draped up over her neck and head.

Talking so much shit. I will die if Ga Ga does that stuff in public. She is now yelling about wanting an IOU.


K.C. Guess where she resides?

TV sadness

I Never thought I'd hate commercials as much as I do right now.

Just 12 more days of it.

Update: Sorry for being vague. 12 days from this post is Mother's Day.

Behr

My wish today is that Behr is running freely with a pink and blue orbee.

April 3rd was the day he was born. April 14th is the day we got Him. Today, April 20th is the day we told him goodbye.

We miss him so much. He comes up in conversation at least once a week. It's usually something like "if Behr was here, he would..." He would cuddle, he would retrieve again, he would listen better than our other two clowns.

Will said recently he doesn't think we will ever have another dog like him again. I thought he meant we wouldn't choose that coloring again. He meant that disciplined, loyal, and affectionate. I so hope he is wrong.

Behr,
I miss you. I wish you were here. You'd let me be sad and lay with me all day. I need that today. I need you to fill my time.

You were a good boy and loved so much.
Run Free Sweet Boy!

On Fire

This cycle. Right now. Is our last chance of making a 2013 baby. My hopes aren't high. It time was dreadful.  Today was rotten, beginning with a negative test. I just want to crawl in bed and cry. I should know by the weekend. Life doesn't really suck, but it makes me feel better by saying it--life really sucks.

I am in such a grouchy place. Escaping sounds nice. I wonder how much a flight to Vegas cost, and who I could take with me as a hostage? Scratch that, I need a place without a casino. Deep Breath. Exhale. Deep Breath.

I have so much cramped up inside I need like 10 therapy sessions, like yesterday. 

Alright two days of work, I can do this. Speaking of work, we are suppose to learn this song for an advertising video being made next week...maybe I should take notes and act on things that have fired me up.